lets play a game called olympics or gay porn
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This week on “seriously who gave these men a job on national radio..?!?!”
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I uh…I take the one on the r-…uhm…or in the…middle?
Ok, I may need a bigger bag.
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So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.
yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post
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somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:
can we just for a second
“this is animal abuse”
animal abuse
SO PRECIOUS
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT PHIL PROBABLY PASSED OUT BECAUSE HE STILL HAS THE GLASSES ON HIS BED AND AW
i’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being adorable
I THINK I HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BIT OF VIDEO BEFORE BUT CAN I JUST
PHIL IS SO DAMN TOLERANT OF DAN LIKE GODDAMN IF I WAS WOKEN UP AT FOUR IN THE MORNING BY SOMEONE DOING THIS I WOULD NEAR ENOUGH STICK A KNIFE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKERS KNEEE BUT NOT PHIL HE GOES ALL CALM AND BLUSH-Y AND ‘THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE’ AND HE SAYS HE HATES DAN BUT THEN HE SMILES AND YOU KNOW HE COULD NEVER EVER HATE DAN BECAUSE DAN IS LIKE HIS MOTHERFUCKING YOUNGER BROTHER AND THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AND IT MAKES MY HEART HURT SO MUCH HOW FUCKING NICE HE IS TO DAN AND HOW FUCKING CLOSE THEY ARE AND OH GOD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OMFG DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS LIKE IT’S JUST THE CUTEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD AND PHIL JSUT CAN’T HELP BUT TOLERATE DAN BECAUSE THEY’RE SO CLOSE AND DAN JSUT LIKES TO ANNOY PHIL AND PHIL NEVER GETS ANGRY AND THEY I LJUSTNKWFJESD
i am forever bouND TO HAVE AN EMOTIN alL BReAK DOWN EVERY TI ME I SEEE THIS I JSUT WAt IS MY CHSeT EVEN DoIN
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im not crying shut upIM GONNA PEE
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER REBLOG
guys nO IT CAN’T COME BACK FCGVHO
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